From The Desk of the Small Angry Bat

welcome to the abattoir!

Get over here~

…..this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen….

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thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold

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bethanythemartian:

unskinny:

ohmygollygarsh:

mascfemme:

theuppitynegras:

bangbang08:

bad-ass-fat-ass:

ghost-of-saintjimmy:

leupagus:

riahhf:

#bigthighproblems

YOU CAN GET THEM REPAIRED THOUGH. There’s a place in NYC called Denim Therapy; I’ve had my favorite jeans fixed by them, where it was almost as big a hole as this one. They use some kind of really tough lattice-type cotton and so far (it’s been 6 months) the jeans are still perfect.
You just mail them in with a note explaining what you want fixed and they mail them back in like two weeks. It was like $15 too - SO WORTH IT since jeans are a bitch and a half to shop for.

signal boost

I am so wishing I hadn’t gotten rid of my favorite jeans right now.

Um, YES THANK YOU 

I CAN SAVE MY SEVEN JEANS


omg!!!? thingSS? this is tihng?? i cand use thing??? 
butr n o really this sounds awesome my thighs cannot be contained by half the jeans i buy

God is real

Brilliant!

OH MY GOD THANK YOU
I fucking cried the last time I ripped through the thigh on my jeans, it’s such a shitty place to try and patch.

bethanythemartian:

unskinny:

ohmygollygarsh:

mascfemme:

theuppitynegras:

bangbang08:

bad-ass-fat-ass:

ghost-of-saintjimmy:

leupagus:

riahhf:

#bigthighproblems

YOU CAN GET THEM REPAIRED THOUGH. There’s a place in NYC called Denim Therapy; I’ve had my favorite jeans fixed by them, where it was almost as big a hole as this one. They use some kind of really tough lattice-type cotton and so far (it’s been 6 months) the jeans are still perfect.

You just mail them in with a note explaining what you want fixed and they mail them back in like two weeks. It was like $15 too - SO WORTH IT since jeans are a bitch and a half to shop for.

signal boost

I am so wishing I hadn’t gotten rid of my favorite jeans right now.

Um, YES THANK YOU 

I CAN SAVE MY SEVEN JEANS

omg!!!? thingSS? this is tihng?? i cand use thing??? 

butr n o really this sounds awesome my thighs cannot be contained by half the jeans i buy

God is real

Brilliant!

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

I fucking cried the last time I ripped through the thigh on my jeans, it’s such a shitty place to try and patch.

(Source: heyriahh, via pardonmybloomers)

heyfrankie:

leedukes:

When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.

i can’t get over how cute this scene is.  HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM

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deanthemonsterhunter:

dreamingdusk:

“men can’t be raped!”

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“men always want sex!”

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“men can always defend themselves!”

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“men can’t control their urge to rape women!”

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“men are inherently sexist!”

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“men are-“

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“men-“

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“m-“

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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON TUMBLR EVER

THIS HAS REFILLED MY FAITH OF TUMBLR

THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH FOR THIS

BLESS EVERYONE WHO LIKED AND REBLOGGED THIS POST

MAY YOU ALL LIVE HAPPY AND BEAUTIFUL LIVES FOR BEING OPENMINDED PEOPLE.

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fuckinsaku:

cell-mate:

eternal-floette:

How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage

this is so important. share this with everyone.

Please please PLEASE SPREAD THIS.

THIS
ALL OF THIS 
[double on the Genderfluid thing because seriously…..for real.]

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actualhannibal:

dahllm:

huuuuughdancy:

do u ever just see a picture of hugh dancy and wish u hadn’t

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What makes this photo better is that he was playing a character that invented the vibrator and i am pretty sure in this scene, he was testing it out

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

1630revellodrivesunnydale:

korilian:

1630revellodrivesunnydale:

I love Natasha Romanoff, I do, but can we remember another Marvel lady who wasn’t sexualised, who was clever and badass?

Thank you.

While we’re on the subject: 

And special kudo’s to Mystique, who managed to be bad ass and clever and compelling and completely made me forget the fact that she was running around naked.

Award for best addition to my post.

MARVEL WOMEN AINT FUCKING AROUND

Forgetting someone special:

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