From The Desk of the Small Angry Bat

welcome to the abattoir!

notbomb:

elawith1l:

permissiontogoafterhim:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

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*rolls on the floor in glee*  Blessed are the gif-makers.

What…
WHAT….
WHAT DO MY WONDERING EYES APPEAR!??!?!
ITS RYAN REYNOLDS AS DEADPOOL!

Get over here~

…..this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen….

(Source: clickchirp, via turbocunt)

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF
fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
the fuckers on the ladder
jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold

thedaintysquid:

semioticharuspook:

I fuCKING LOVE THIS ELVIS GIF

  • fucking floor guy killing it on the sax
  • the fuckers on the ladder
  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold
  • the motherfucker who just appears swinging a trombone like he’s fucking fighting a swarm of bees
  • and fucking Elvis hobbling around like he lost his crutches

reblogging this for the caption because I almost spit out my drink.

  • jimmy-bob in the back dancing like a prospector who found gold

(Source: semioticharuspex, via hannigramthings)

bethanythemartian:

unskinny:

ohmygollygarsh:

mascfemme:

theuppitynegras:

bangbang08:

bad-ass-fat-ass:

ghost-of-saintjimmy:

leupagus:

riahhf:

#bigthighproblems

YOU CAN GET THEM REPAIRED THOUGH. There’s a place in NYC called Denim Therapy; I’ve had my favorite jeans fixed by them, where it was almost as big a hole as this one. They use some kind of really tough lattice-type cotton and so far (it’s been 6 months) the jeans are still perfect.
You just mail them in with a note explaining what you want fixed and they mail them back in like two weeks. It was like $15 too - SO WORTH IT since jeans are a bitch and a half to shop for.

signal boost

I am so wishing I hadn’t gotten rid of my favorite jeans right now.

Um, YES THANK YOU 

I CAN SAVE MY SEVEN JEANS


omg!!!? thingSS? this is tihng?? i cand use thing??? 
butr n o really this sounds awesome my thighs cannot be contained by half the jeans i buy

God is real

Brilliant!

OH MY GOD THANK YOU
I fucking cried the last time I ripped through the thigh on my jeans, it’s such a shitty place to try and patch.

bethanythemartian:

unskinny:

ohmygollygarsh:

mascfemme:

theuppitynegras:

bangbang08:

bad-ass-fat-ass:

ghost-of-saintjimmy:

leupagus:

riahhf:

#bigthighproblems

YOU CAN GET THEM REPAIRED THOUGH. There’s a place in NYC called Denim Therapy; I’ve had my favorite jeans fixed by them, where it was almost as big a hole as this one. They use some kind of really tough lattice-type cotton and so far (it’s been 6 months) the jeans are still perfect.

You just mail them in with a note explaining what you want fixed and they mail them back in like two weeks. It was like $15 too - SO WORTH IT since jeans are a bitch and a half to shop for.

signal boost

I am so wishing I hadn’t gotten rid of my favorite jeans right now.

Um, YES THANK YOU 

I CAN SAVE MY SEVEN JEANS

omg!!!? thingSS? this is tihng?? i cand use thing??? 

butr n o really this sounds awesome my thighs cannot be contained by half the jeans i buy

God is real

Brilliant!

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

I fucking cried the last time I ripped through the thigh on my jeans, it’s such a shitty place to try and patch.

(Source: rxvhh, via pardonmybloomers)